Goolaser being studied by world science consortium for global consideration

The WSC4GC has announced that project GOOLASER  is on it's radar for consideration pending a UL study into the safety of such a potential power in the hands of consumers and possible nefarious factions. Hugh Mungus, director of the office of Paranoia and Security was quoted as saying, "Sure it could save the world, but what if it got into the wrong hands ?"
He added " it happened with rock n roll and teenagers and it could happen again ".
What ever happens,we will keep you posted.

Goolaser to power White House! Your house maybe next!

A couple of weeks changes everything. A White House spokesman reported today that Goolaser would soon become a reality to the area. A Goolaser rep made the following comment on this blog. "We thought, it was the perfect location to test our theories and build the Goolaser prototype. The history of this choice and the potential of being the home of the American Dream, made more sense than any other potential sites. It also gives us a starting point where we can begin the exhaustive, but rewarding task of developing our plan."
Unlike conventional centralized road mapping the Goolaser starts at the consumer node and feeds back into the system. The energy is not stored at Goolaser HQ. What good would that be? Goolaser keeps moving ready to serve the next consumer or industrial user. 

"URGENT" Message from the President, Living in White House

My Fellow Americans,
It is with great anticipation and pride in our nation that I am announcing today "the full grant of support to the study and implementation of Project Goolaser.
When I took office, I promised to serve you and your families and the entire planet to be the best president ever. 
Now we will get to work on some of the most challenging issues of our times.
This a dark world and Goolaser has the power to light it up!
It is a cold, cold world. And Goolaser brings warmth.
But even when the political climate is too hot, Goolaser is always cool. 
What is Goolaser you ask?
And for the common man I answer,
The stuff of dreams and innovation, the very essence of human
resources and ingenuity.
But most of all, the collaborative nature of the greatest minds of our times, and this means you!
What have we got to lose? 
Wires above our heads? 
Wooden poles straining under a load of antiquated grid equipment and dangerous chemicals and high voltage?
And for what!
Energy that we consume so frivolously because we shaped our own demand. 
We are slave to ourselves, but Goolaser will set us all free. 
It is time to share the light and share the news, with all we know, that Goolaser is for all. And Goolaser is forever.
I ask that all concerned unite and ignite the Goolaser. 
Thank you! And may God Bless Everybody.
Goolaser has LIT the building.  

 

Somebody just lit the fiber!

You are the first to know. Yes , it's true! A well known mega firm has lit the fiber that will bring power and heat to the people! Through fiber optics, combined with solar focal collectors in the home, Goolaser has launched an aggressive plan to eliminate high heat bills and ugly power poles across the US. The new grid will be entirely underground and light will power the world. Please, don't tell anyone about this until we work out the bugs. The President of Goolaser will be making a statement shortly so keep your eyes out for our pending release. You know this is true, it can be done and Goolaser will make it happen! This may be considered a forward
 looking statement, but we are not looking back. Contact the president of GOOLASER here Mr.President and he will respond when he can. Thank you and you're welcome.